Sunday 28 December 2008

SO THAT'S IT - NEARLY ANOTHER YEAR GONE!


The massive 2008 gig list was completed last night (well this morning, actually!) when we played to a completely packed Ship Inn - of course, both fires were lit (in case anyone felt cold!) and with around 200 people crammed in, the place rapidly became a little like Dante's Inferno!

Not that this mattered, because we had the best of times, and it appeared the audience did as well. The occasion was primarily to celebrate Ben's 60th birthday, but there were quite a number of people who came along just for the sheer hell of it - what better way to celebrate that strange period between festivities - and, of course, it was the weekend (even though we've just had about 4 weekends in a row!

As well as the usual madness, there were a number of high spots in the evening that are worth mentioning - as reported elsewhere, our regular bass player (Matt) has swanned off to the Far East to buy himself a tie (I think that's how you spell it!), so we had to bring in a deputy. Of course, the deps name was Matt (to save confusing us!), in this case Matt Rose - a good friend, and now official demi-god! Matt had never played, or even practised, with us before, and all he had to go on was 2 CDs of the set lists hurriedly put together to give him some idea of what we did (even though the keys for most of them were completely different!) To say Matt did well is probably the understatement of the century - he was absolutely brilliant and, if we hadn't embarrassed him by pointing out that he was a D&C virgin, I really don't think anyone would have known! Matt - you are a legend, and it was a privilege to have you with us! Matt will also be playing with us at our next gig on Friday 9 January at The Windmill Inn Beer Festival at Whiteley Green (near Adlington) so if you want to see him in action (and probably a little more relaxed!), get yourselves down there (more details, with directions, in a short while).

The second high spot also involved the Rose family because, when Hugh's bladder got the better of him at the end of the second set, we press-ganged Nev Rose (Matt's Dad!) onto the drums, and he bashed his way through "You Really Got Me" before we forced him to perform his party piece - "Wipe Out"! For those who don't know this track, it has probably the hardest drum solo known to man (or me anyway!), and Nev does it with his own band (Revolution). Hugh refuses to do it because he was emotionally scarred in a previous life when his band mates all buggered off to the bar, leaving him to play an extended (i.e. about 10 minute) solo at 100 mph! However, Nev's rendition was brilliant, and all the better because he wasn't expecting to do it - I met him outside Tesco this morning, and he still looked like he was recovering!

The third high spot involved Professor Andy Smith, who received some sort of Guitar Hero computerised gizmo for Christmas which means he can play tunes without his guitar! He gave a virtuoso performance of several rock classics by waving his plectrum around in the vicinity of his groin - not a pretty sight, but the sound was good! We did ask how he felt about having spent so much money on his 17 or so guitars, when he can now do the same with a small box (no offence, Andy!) and a bit of computerised plastic!

So, we're ready to pull the curtains over the window that was (still is, actually) 2008 - 29 gigs in a year is a record for us and, considering we said we would limit ourselves to a gig a month, it says a lot about our ability to plan and control our diaries! As everyone knows, we do it for fun, and if it stops being fun, we'll stop doing it - we'd love to have more time to practive new numbers, but sometimes it's not possible. Having said that, we've probably added 6 or 7 new songs this year, which is pretty good going, and there are some more in the works - honest!

It just remains for us to thank everyone who has booked us and put up with us during the year, our regular supporters who, for some reason known only to them, turn out to listen to us and join in wherever we are (Colin Stanway, you know who you are) - we look forward to having more groupies in 2009 (somebody has already threatened me with that!) and, finally, a big Thank You to our wives and partners who put up with so much hassle, and tolerate our "hobby" so uncomplainingly - we'd be lost without you!
A HAPPY 2009 TO ALL!!

Thursday 11 December 2008

2009 GIGS - ALREADY!!

The machine that is Dazed & Confused never sleeps - we've not even put the 2008 cat out before we're ushering in the 2009 gig milkman!

A couple of January dates for your diary:

Friday 9 January at The Windmill in Whiteley Green (near Adlington) - they've got a beer festival on (in January??) and we've been asked to entertain the punters. As ever, the decision will be whether we get on early before they start throwing things, or wait until they are a bit mellow and receptive - I guess the choice won't be ours!

Saturday 17 January at The Spinners' in Bollington - another first for us (I don't think we even played in Bollington before!), but as an honorary resident (2 years in the mid-80's), I'm sure I will be welcomed back with open arms!

But before all that, don't forget our pre-Christmas bash at The Bruce Arms on Crompton Road in Macclesfield on Saturday 20 December, and our post-Christmas bash at The Ship Inn on Beech Lane on Saturday 27th December - both will be good old party nights, and we should have at least 1 guest bass player with us for the second event!

Sunday 30 November 2008

END OF NOVEMBER - IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!

It's pretty obvious that everyone has been missing these updates, if the avalanche of comments is anything to go by.....

Anyway, I'm still going to update you on what has been happening in the last month:
  • Dave has been on holiday - hard to believe, I know, but it's true! This time it was sailing in the Greek islands with his kids - a great time had by all, and they came back in one piece, which is the important thing!
  • Paul has also been away - unfortunately on business, and he can assure everyone that the delights of Sao Paulo and Hamburg are not what they might be cracked up to be!
  • Chrissie has survived an audit (not of her personally - God forbid!), and then spent a week undoing all the good work!
  • Matt might be going to Tanzania with work over Christmas - he hopes so, we hope not! At present, the money doesn't seem to be forthcoming so, hopefully, the December gigs will still see him strumming his fretless thing!
  • Hugh and Andy have kept doing what they do!

4 gigs knocked off since the last posting - the Jolly Sailor on 6 November - really good night with a huge number of people in the pub; our debut at The Hollins on 21 November - I think we surprised a lot of people who had not seen us before and, again, they were crammed in really tightly by the time Chris (the landlord) came back from watching Jools Holland (wrong choice, Chris!); a private Brewery gig on 27 November for the Dads from St Albans School in Macclesfield (who had a great night - well they would, wouldn't they!) and, finally, last night at The Ship Inn. As ever, this was a cracking gig, and the new songs (Pretty Vegas, Message In A Bottle and Money For Nothing) are now really starting to sound as though we know them!

It was great to see our old band members Frank Witt & Paul Hambley at The Hollins (and Gary Knight at The Jolly Sailor), and all of them commented on how much they missed us. It's to be hoped they don't all want to come back at once, because it will make for a very crowded stage!

Our December gig list is more or less set now - 4 December, back at the Jolly Sailor (for Sarah & Glenn's wedding anniversary!), 20 December at The Bruce Arms and 27 December back at The Ship Inn (this is for a birthday party, but I'm sure others are allowed in!). So, if you fancy starting or finishing your festive celebrations with a good night out - come along and join us!

2009 gigs are starting to come in, and we have at least 3 lined up for January - more details to follow in our festive blog edition!!

Wednesday 22 October 2008

GIG UPDATE!

Oh my Lord, it's getting complicated keeping up with this gig business!

Looks like the Ronnie's gig on 2 November is off, because someone (not Matt, no definitely not Matt) ended up getting us double booked with some other band! We've set him the challenge of getting us in when there is nobody else on - let's see what happens! Matt has a new beefy, sod off bass amp (not in tweed, surprisingly enough!), so he needs to be able to show it off - perhaps that will be the incentive he needs!

So, the gig list for the rest of the year is updated on the right - for those too lazy to look there, here's a summary:
  • Thursday 6 November - Jolly Sailor, Sunderland Street, Macc
  • Friday 21 November - The Hollins, Black Lane, Macclesfield
  • Thursday 27 November - Private party
  • Saturday 29 November - The Ship Inn, Beech Lane, Macclesfield (tbc)
  • Saturday 20 December - The Bruce Armas, Crompton Road, Macclesfield
  • Saturday 27 December - Private party
  • Monday 29 December - Private party (to be confirmed)

The last 2 gigs we played earlier in the month went off well - Sarah's dad's party at the Moorside in Disley was a hoot - a 60th party with people of all ages enjoying themselves! The next night we pitched up at the Broken Cross Beer Festival, which was a real education - not quite what we expected! Anyway, between us and Gizelle, we managed to get people up and dancing, although I suspect some of them were a bit stiff in the morning! Matt managed to devour 3 portions of hog roast, so he was well pleased!

So, next appearance is back at the Jolly Sailor on 6 November - some new stuff to practice, so get down there!

Saturday 4 October 2008

OCTOBER, AND IT'S STILL BUSY, BUSY, BUSY!!

So, another month rolls round and, looking out of the window, it is blindingly obvious that Autumn has arrived! However, for Dazed & Confused, one month is pretty much the same as another - more music to play and more fun to be had, and this month is no exception!

Having said that, we've got this weekend off - one of us is away sailing (in this weather!), one of us is in a caravan in Wales (in this weather!), and one of us is dying with a stinking cold (in this weather - no hold on, that doesn't work). Anyway, it gives us a chance to gird our loins for next weekend when we do a double header in Disley on Friday 10th (private party) and then the Broken Cross Beer Festival on Saturday 11th.

Not sure what the plan is for the Beer Festival (other than to play music and drink beer!) but there is a link to their website, which give some more information

Broken Cross Beer Festival website

Looks like you can start drinking at 12:00 noon, but we're not on until the evening, so it could go one of 2 ways - we'll bring the body armour and tin hats just in case!! Also seems like there's somebody else on with us as well (well, hopefully, not actually with us, as it could get a tad confusing!) - she looks a feisty lady, and as if she could eat us all for breakfast, so we'll have to watch out for her (good job there's a hog roast on!)

So, if you're at a loose end, and feeling thirsty next Saturday evening, why not mosey on down to good old Broken Cross and have yourself a real good time y'all - yee hah!

Sunday 28 September 2008

ONLY 2 MORE 25THs AND THEN IT'S CHRISTMAS!!

Well, goodness me, just enough time to squeeze in a post to make it 2 for September, and then it's downhill to Christmas - as the post heading suggests, it will be here sooner than we think (want)!

What I find most incredible is that it only seems like 5 minutes ago that I was sitting here in January trying to work out how this blogspot thing works, and now we're looking down the telescope labeled 2009! OK, maybe I'm exaggerating, but you know what I mean!

Anyway, as far as Dazed & Confused are concerned, September has been a hive of activity, even though holidays have intervened! We played Nigel & Claire's wedding in Swindon - a good night, even if the first set was a bit slow (this happens at some weddings because the punters seem to want to talk to each other because they haven't met for years - strange, but true!).
The second set (and the sound!) got better, and everyone seemed to have a really good time. Hugh, Andy, Chrissie and Matt decide to go straight back home afterwards, which meant they arrived back in Macclesfield at 4:00am having left there at 1:00pm the previous day (despite Hugh's TomTom saying they would get home an hour earlier!). Meanwhile, Paul started his holiday in a lovely country hotel, and Dave was left to clear up and bring all the gear back!

Once Paul returned from France (having missed City's magic 6-0 win!), the band had a little refresher practice before playing the Bruce Arms on Friday 26th and a private party in Disley on Saturday 27th. Both gigs went off well; Friday at the Bruce started slowly (we normally play ther on a Saturday, so it was a bit of a surprise!), but by the end, everyone was up and jumping (including Shaun and Heather from Canada!), and it was only the neighbours that brought things to a close (again!). On Saturday, we did wonder why people would rather enjoy us from the sidelines rather than get up and dance, but hey ho!

So, onward to the Autumn! More gigs booked in (check the listing on the right) - we're playing the Broken Cross Beer Festival on 11 October, on at Ronnie's Bar in Duke's Court on 2 November and, as previously trailed, we play The Hollins on 21 November. Plan your diaries accordingly - we will be sending out Facebook invitations as well!

It's looking like a record year for D&C bookings, and we'd like to give a big thanks to everyone who has supported us through the year so far - our faithful fans (the "Dazed Massive"!) and all the folks who have "discovered" us as the year has gone on - stick with us, it can only get better!

Monday 1 September 2008

MY - HOW TIME FLIES!!

Well, what do you know? Another month has flown by, so it must be time to put finger to keyboard again!
Fantastic gig at The Old Ship Inn on Saturday - Jed was back home, at least 2 birthdays to celebrate - who could ask for more?!
It was absolutely bloody boiling in the pub (and that was without the fires being lit!) - Hugh was so hot, he was complaining he had only had one pee - which for a man of his age, is a miracle!
Paul's shirt resembled a very damp dishcloth by the end of the evening, and Dave's wasn't much better (in fact it might have been worse!) - but a great time was had by all. The pub was absolutely rammed, and we ended up doing 2 and a half sets - it was about 1:00am when we finally finished, and I think that only happened because Matt was about to fry eggs on the top of the bass amp, it was that hot! Hopefully, Gordon took some good photos, and we'll post them on here if he ever sends them!
Another new song added - Pretty Vegas by INXS (new line up); perhaps not one that people know immediately but, trust me, it will soon become a D&C classic (as Message In A Bottle has already!). We also resurrected China Grove because Dave wants to do it at the wedding on Saturday - that needs a bit more work, but we can practice it again on Thursday.
Yes - we're on the road again twice this week Thursday night at The Jolly Sailor, and then a road trip to Swindon for a big wedding. After that, our next gigs are at the end of September, so we've time for a bit of a rest (maybe!).
So - get yourselves down to The Jolly on Thursday, and start the weekend in style - after all, summer has gone, so you've got to do something to while away the weeks till Christmas!

Saturday 2 August 2008

A NICE DAY FOR A WHITE WEDDING!!

Having survived a raucous evening at The Jolly Sailor on Thursday, we've go our best bib and tucker on for Tom & Fran's wedding reception, this evening! Went down and checked the venue this morning, and the setting is just fantastic, sleepy little Cheshire village, with a marquee in the garden, and everything set up for a great day - let's just hope the weather holds!

Took the opportunity on Thursday to baptise a new song - "Message In A Bottle" made it's bow, and worked so well, we did it twice! As we'd only actually played it twice before in practice, this was quite remarkable (as Barry Norman used to say!) - a fine mix of reggae and rock, thanks to Messrs Thompson, Smith and Johnson!

Had some disappointing news last week in that, due to complaints about noise, problems with shuttle buses etc., the Mind, Body & Boogie event has had to be slimmed down, and we are one of the many turns that have been "bounced" off the menu! Aside from this probably being the wrong decision for the benefit of the punters, it's really disappointing that some small-minded people and associated bureaucrats, have sabotaged an event which, as well as being great fun for the performers and the audiences, actually did a great service to the community by raising funds for Mental Health - something which tends to get forgotten and, since the advent of "Care in the Community" (which is actually a euphemism for turning sick people out on the streets!), appears to be becoming more of a problem. Well, maybe next year common sense will prevail, and the mental health of the people who have conspired to wreck the best intentions of the organisers, will have improved, so that the event can go ahead again in all it's glory! Rant over!!

Anyway, every cloud has a silver lining, and we have replaced the M,B &B gig with a return to the Old Ship Inn on Becch Lane. Happily, Jed is now home from hospital, and it will be great to play there under happier circumstances than when we last appeared in March.

A couple of other gigs have also been added:
- Saturday 11 October at the Broken Cross Institute Beer Festival, just outside Macclesfield. Don't have much more info about this - but I'm sure there will be some fine Storm Brewing ales to be sampled!
- Friday 21 November, at The Hollins on Black Road in Macclesfield. This pub is fast becoming the place to be seen at the weekend, and they are great promoters of live music. Check out their Facebook group (THE.HOLLINS MACCLESFIELD).
More about both these gigs nearer the time.

Wednesday 16 July 2008

A LOT TO CATCH UP ON!!

Well - a lot has happened since the last post - Frank's last 2 gigs (Congleton Beer Festival and Brian's Bristol Birthday Bash) and a welcome return to The Bruce, so let's take them one at a time!

The Congleton Beer Fest was as good, if not better than last year (the weather was certainly better!) and, although Andy wasn't with us, we managed to get the marquee rocking again, and everyone had a great time! Steve Shuttleworth from the Round Table was round and about with his camera the whole evening, and captured the ambience of the whole event - click on the link below to see his Flickr album (when the album opens, click on the "Slideshow" icon at the top right, to see the photos more easily) - there's not only photos of us, but of all the Congolians enjoying themselves!

Congleton Beer Festival photos

And so to Bristol!! On Saturday 5 July, the band de-camped to Wooton-under-Edge to play at a joint birthday party for 7 people ranging in age from 21 to 60! The venue was the "farmstead" of Brian and Pat and, although the weather was fairly kind throughout the day, and allowed the band gear to be set up in the barn, and several gazebos to be erected to protect the crowd, from about 5 in the afternoon, the heavens opened, and by 8:00pm there was a river flowing through the "dance floor"! However, we did not let this deter us, and we'd like to think that we made a pretty decent fist of entertaining 120 odd people for the night - in fact, we went on at 8:15pm and (with a couple of beer breaks in between) played until 12:45 in the morning - eventually had to stop because Paul was hoarse (and we'd run out of songs anyway!).
Here's some photos (some are a bit blurred - but, then, so were we by the end of the night!) - again, click on the Slideshow icon to see the whole lot more easily

Brian's birthday bash photos

Chrissie, Frank, Matt,Dave and Andy stayed under canvas overnight, and did look a bit bedraggled in the morning (Paul and Hugh got the short straws and had to sleep in beds in the house!), but the bacon butties cooked on barbecues the following morning (washed down with beer!) did help a little bit - and it had stopped raining by then (just)!

Finally, a return to The Bruce on Saturday 12 July, and the first gig without Frank. A bit of sphincter twitching to start with (not helped by there only being about 5 people in the pub when we started!). However, we got warmed up, more people came in, and if the neighbours hadn't complained and forced us to stop at 11:30, I think we would have still been going at Sunday lunchtime!

So now we have a couple of weeks to re-group before the next gig at the Jolly Sailor on Thursday 31 July. We are going to take the opportunity to look at some new numbers, and maybe play around with the line-up - Matt fancies trying his hand on lead guitar, and Dave fancies trying the bass for a new numbers - so let's see what happens!

New gigs have been added to the list on the right hand side, so check them out, and we hope to see you at one or more of them (we'll also send some Facebook invitations out - how cool is that?!)

Saturday 28 June 2008

WE'RE NEARLY AT OUR WITT'S END!!

Sad news to report today!

After tonight's gig at the Congleton Beer Festival and next week's in Bristol, Frank will be leaving us, as a combination of work and family commitments have made it increasingly difficult for him to fit in time for the band.

We all fully understand why Frank has come to this difficult decision and are 100% behind him - but we'll miss him hugely.

We'll never forget you Frank - just be sure you don't forget us!

If you read this beforehand, get yourselves down the Congleton BF tonight, and give Frank a great send off!!

Saturday 7 June 2008

LONG TIME - NO SPEAK!!

Well, it's over a month since we posted any news on here - sorry about that! It's not because nothing has been happening; quite the reverse, it's finding time to sit down and do it, that has been the problem!


Several more gigs are in the pipeline, and they are posted in the list on right hand side of the blog. We're back at the Jolly Sailor on Thursday 19 June but, before that we're doing a Sunday night gig on 15 June at the well known stammerer's pub The Ox-fford (on Oxford Road in Macclesfield), which also happens to be the home of the Macclesfield Quiz League Champions (and there's a bit of trivia in itself!). So, if you're looking to round next weekend off in style, come along for a sing and a boogie! Paul and Hugh are in Wales for the weekend, so let's hope the A55 isn't too crowded on the way home, or it will be a bit of a quiet gig.


The next "big" gig is Congleton Beer Festival on Saturday 28 June - it will be our second year there, and if it's half as good as last year, it will be tremendous. A bit of rivalry developing between the Macc BF crowd and the Congleton BF crowd to see who can sing loudest - all I can say is that the Congolians will have to go some to beat the crowd at this year's Macc shindig - they were fantastic on both nights!


As Andy has a family commitment on that night, we are delighted to have Paul Hambley making a return guest appearance with us - Paul played when we entertained the Congleton Round Table and Ladies Circle, so he's becoming a bit of a Beartown regular - anyway, it should be a good night (let's hope the weather is kinder than last year!) and, as it's my birthday on that day, I certainly intend to enjoy myself and try to defy the advancing years for a bit longer!


We're also returning to another old haunt on Saturday 12 July when we play at the Bruce Arms on Crompton Road, this will be our first time since New Year's Eve, so it will be good to go back, and see the old friends

Saturday 10 May 2008

ONE DOWN - ONE TO GO!


Well, here we sit on Saturday afternoon - fresh from the lunch time session at the Beer Festival, and reflecting on last night's proceedings; and I have to say - it was pretty damn good!
The sun shone during the day, so it was a pretty balmy (or is it barmy?) night - the Beavers came on at around 8:30, with about half the assembled gathering outside the marquee, which was not the best of situations! However, they did their normal good job of getting the crowd going with their mix of soul and R&B classics, so by 10:00pm everybody was nicely primed!
We had a slight hiccup in that Frank decided (at 10:10pm) to go to the toilet, change his shirt and tune up, which delayed us by about another 5 minutes (he's only had half an hour to do this!), but once we ripped into "Johnny B Goode" and "Summer of 69" the crowd were putty in our hands!
The set seemed to go down pretty well - our really new number "Whole Lotta Rosie" was brilliantly received, and Chrissie's performance really settled her nerves (her knees were actually shaking when she went on!).
So, all in all, a fantastic night, and we're looking forward to this evening - we're on at 8:15pm, so will be sending security out to drag people in from outside, or doing a rain dance! Once we are off at 9:45, we can relax and really enjoy the beer - assuming there is any left!
If you read this, and you've not got a ticket - there's still some left, so get to one of the outlets and get down there for a brilliant night - and it's all for charity!

Wednesday 7 May 2008

FRIDAY IS A SELL-OUT!!

Well, you can't say we didn't warn you!

If you check the Macclesfield Beer Festival website you'll find a line in bright red type that tells you that all tickets for Friday night have now been sold, so we know there will be over 1200 sweaty bodies enjoying themselves that night! I've never known this to happen nearly a week in advance, but there you go - must be something to do with the quality of music on offer!
Link to Macc Beer Fest website
Anyway, still tickets available for Saturday, and we'll be there - us and the Beavers will be swapping round for that night, with us doing the "warm up" for them (as they are kindly doing for us on Friday) - should be just as good a night so, if you haven't got your tickets for Friday, get them for Saturday or you'll be left sitting outside listening through the canvas with a can of Fosters in your hand!
As I write, we are putting the finishing touches to our 2 sets (we're doing slightly different ones on Friday and Saturday, because we're on at different times); we rehearsed last night, and will be doing another hour or so tonight, so that we've rubbed the rust off some of the old faithfuls!
Looking forward to seeing all our old friends - and maybe some new ones, over the weekend - some of us will even be there for the Saturday lunchtime session!

Wednesday 23 April 2008

WE'D BETTER GET TO THE GYM!

Only 2 weeks to go now before the Macc Beer Festival, and we're taking some time off from from gigging to gird our loins, practice a couple of new songs, and generally prepare ourselves for the fray!
If the past 2 years is anything to go by, we'll be booking ourselves in for an MOT straight afterwards - but it will be fun getting to that state!
Hot off the press (literally) is the cutting from this week's Macclesfield Express (click on it to enlarge) - and I quote "The energy Dazed and Confused bring to the stage has to be seen to be believed. Customers may struggle to keep up and will hate it when we close down for the evening, but will be exhausted when we do" - thus speaketh the Festival Chairman - so it must be true! I don't know about the customers - Frank struggles to keep up sometimes!
Anyway, get your tickets quickly - Friday night's your best bet, as there will be a full selection of beers available - but the tickets for that night are like gold dust!

Other news is that we're looking to play at the Mind, Body and Boogie Festival in Bollington at the end of August. Anyone who has been to this in the last 2 years, will know that it has grown very quickly to a really popular event with a huge number of acts (50+?) performing at a number of venues (inside and outside) across Bollington. There have been (as always) a few complaints about noise (I believe there were a total of 7 - 4 of which were from the same person!), but the organisers are working with the local authorities to ensure it can go ahead. It's for a fantastic cause (Mental Health charities), so I'd recommend it to anybody who likes good music. Entry is completely free - all you have to do is pay £1 for a string of beads for every act you watch over the weekend! Check out the MySpace site for more information
Link to Mind, Body and Boogie

Monday 7 April 2008

21st BIRTHDAY PARTY PHOTOS

Well here they are - a selection of photos (copyright Gordon Letij 2008) from Anna & Lucy's 21st birthday party the other week - this gives just a mild flavour of the fun that everyone had that night!

http://www.photobox.co.uk/album/7962168

Monday 31 March 2008

WE ARE SAILING.......AGAIN!!

Thursday night sees us back at The Jolly Sailor - practice night for us, but we'll try not to practice too much!

Some new numbers to try - as ever, they're not really new - just new to us! They might include "Tobacco Road", "Substitute" and even "Wishing Well" that rose from the grave like Lazarus at last week's practice - Matt and Andy haven't done this with us, so it sounds quite fresh!

Saturday night at The Chain & Gate was a reasonably good night, although only about half of the expected 200 people turned up - Ian and Dawn also have a huge dance floor, which is a big expanse to play across when nobody's dancing! We did get home for 1:00am (which, of course, immediately became 2:00am!), so bleary eyes all round on Sunday morning!

After this gig, we'll probably have a rest, so that we can put in some quality rehearsal time for the Beer Festival - only a month to go, so we need it! We will have done 7 gigs already this year, which is something of a record, considering we normally work on doing one a month!

Saturday 29 March 2008

BEER FESTIVAL SEASON APPROACHES!

The clocks go forward tonight and, as well as it meaning that we get almost no sleep at all, because we're playing at The Chain & Gate for the official opening of their new "Function Room" and probably won't get home until 2:00am (which will actually be 3:00am!), it also means that summer is rapidly approaching, and that can only mean one thing - BEER FESTIVALS!

Obviously, for Hugh & Dave, this is great news, because it means they sell loads of their fine ales (even more than usual); for the rest of us it's great news as well, because we get to make great music in front of really happy crowds AND we get to sample plenty of fine ale as well!

We met with Mickey Jones and James Coley from the Macclesfield Round Table, and several Screaming Beavers, to sort out the details for the Macclesfield Beer Festival entertainment - we've agreed to share the billing rights so, on Friday 9 May, the Beavers will be kicking the evening off at around 8:15pm and playing until around 9:45pm. We will then come on at about 10:00pm and play until the death (of the evening or ourselves!). On the Saturday evening the roles will be reversed.

It promises to be a great weekend; details are in the poster above (click to enlarge) and we advise you to get your tickets early - they are only a tenner and, believe me, they sell out really quickly.

As mentioned above, we're on at the Chain & Gate near Congleton tonight - it'll be the usual nonsense, and we believe it's open to anyone who wants to come. For those who don't know where it is, a link to a map is attached

http://www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.srf?x=387445&y=367293&z=5&sv=387445,367293&st=4&ar=Y&mapp=newmap.srf&searchp=newsearch.srf&ax=387445&ay=367293

Monday 17 March 2008

21ST PHOTOS

Here are some "amateur" photos from Saturday night to be going on with - thanks to Xanthe and Sally for these - professional ones to follow.....


















Sunday 16 March 2008

ALBUM COVER?!

Thanks to Colin for this photo that he took after the gig at The Jolly Sailor in February - obviously, we'll be using it on the cover of our next CD when it is released! Mean and moody, or what?

By the way, we only play places that offer bed and breakfast, just in case!

A BUSY 2 WEEKS!

Lots has happened since I last updated on here - we've played 2 gigs for a start!

No.1: At The Old Ship Inn in aid of The Stroke Association - this went off really well; the pub was packed, and loads of money was collected for the charity. Again, I won't go into details but, hopefully, what we did will help to help people who find themselves in need of help from the SA.

No.2: Last night we played the most surreal gig of my life - we entertained fifty or so 21 year olds at the birthday party for my 2 daughters!! Not only did this seem to be totally the wrong way round, but also they all seemed to have the time of their lives!





We played at HQ (i.e. the Storm Brewing Company premises in Macclesfield, where we practice each week!), and converted the place into a veritable den of iniquity - although I'm not sure Lucy and Anna appreciated the slideshow of photos from their lives!





Dave wasn't able to be with us, but we played 2 great sets, and we were joined by Mr Hambley for the second set - everyone had a fantastic time and, although there were some sore heads amongst the younger members this morning, we have now achieved legendary status with students from Sheffield, London, Leeds, Loughborough.........etc., and will, no doubt, be "Facebooked" across the country (already tagged as "Lucy and Anna's pissup in a Brewery" - thanks Xanthe!)!

Surprisingly, I remember my own 21st party - Ray's Place in Fallowfield, Manchester actually, 1974 - but my Dad certainly didn't provide the entertainment!

More photos to follow, when Gordon puts them onto CD!!

Wednesday 27 February 2008

SHIP INN GIG - 1 MARCH

We're back on stage this Saturday and, due to circumstances beyond our control, which I won't go into here, the gig will be in aid of The Stroke Association. I don't know how many people even read this, but after the publicity in the Macclesfield Express (see below, click on the image to enlarge) hopefully many more will; all I will say is that if you can get to The Ship on Saturday night, it will be much appreciated, and we guarantee you a GREAT night!!

...and, if you don't know where it is - here's a map!

THE OLD SHIP INN


Saturday 16 February 2008

BEER FESTIVALS AND MORE!!


Plenty of activity this week - as well as practising for tonight's gig for the Congleton Round Table's Ladies Night, we've had confirmation that we will be playing Congleton Beer Festival again on Saturday 28 June AND both nights of the Macclesfield Beer Festival on Friday/Saturday 9 & 10 May!! This will be our second year ay Congleton and our 3rd in a row at Macclesfield - rumour has it that The Screaming Beavers will also be on at Macc - we just hope they don't mind supporting us!! Plenty more to come on these, as we get nearer the time.


Another gig that is looking likely is the grand opening of the new "function room" at the Chain & Gate on the Congleton Road at North Rode on Saturday 29 March. Ian and Dawn have ambitious plans for the facility, and we will, hopefully (depending on availability), have the pleasure of playing at their inaugural "do" - we think it's "open house" so more details to follow when it's confirmed.

Saturday 9 February 2008

A JOLLY GOOD NIGHT!

Last Thursday at the Jolly Sailor was another excellent gig - thanks to Glyn & Sarah for having us, and thanks to everyone who came along - the pub was pretty packed and, although we didn't start until after 9:30 because of Andy's work commitments, most people stuck with us until we called it a day (literally!) at midnight.



There was some additional entertainment, for the first 20 minutes or so, in the form of a gentleman who had obviously been lubricating himself for a fair few hours previously - it was great to have him dancing right from the start - but, as he was having trouble staying upright even when he wasn't moving, dancing was starting to look like a life-limiting exercise. Paul tried to stare him out a couple of times; however, as his eyes were looking in totally different directions (the other guy's, not Paul's!), this did not have much effect! Fortunately, Glyn Naden did his friendly bouncer act, and the guy "left" - he's probably still trying to find his way home even now.



Several of the guys from Macc Round Table joined us for the second half - on one of their monthly nights out, they were fresh from the Thai restaurant next door and, although they claimed to be just after some of Storm Brewing's "Bosley Cloud" (which was on fine form, incidentally), we reckon they were secretly checking us out to see if we were fit to do the Beer Festival again this year! We've been in touch with the Chairman, but if anyone wants to lobby on our behalf, pop in and see Micky Jones in his Chestergate shop, and tell him to make it happen!

There'll be some photos of the night on here shortly - when Colin sends me the CD - he took about 300 shots on the night, so we should get a couple of good ones!

Here's the set list we did (click on it to see a big version):


Next gig is for the Congleton Round Table Ladies Night next Saturday (16 February) - a "posh do" in Congleton Park (well, in a building in the Park!), so log back on here to get an update on how it went! After that, we're at The Old Ship Inn on Mill Lane in Macc on Saturday 1 March, which is always a good night, so put the date in your diary now!

Sunday 3 February 2008

HELLO SAILOR!


Our next gig takes us again to uncharted territory although, having said that, it's only spitting distance (not that we've tried it!) from where we practice - which is the Brewery (oh dear, what a pity, never mind!).

Yes - Thursday 7 February sees us play THE JOLLY SAILOR on Sunderland Street, for the first time ever!

Now the Jolly (or is it the Sailor?) has had a somewhat chequered past. and rumours of people being thrown IN through the windows, as well as out, abounded, so we were a little apprehensive when Dave announced that he had got us a gig there - cries of "where??" and "...you've done what?" were heard all round the place, and we had visions of having to rent a Blues Brothers-esque cage to protect ourselves!

However, being the true professionals we are, Hugh and I went to check the place out the other week, and we're delighted to report that the new landlord has done a great job in doing the place up - bright decor and good beer, together with a friendly welcome, what more could anyone want (they even stock Storm Brewing's Bosley Cloud!)?

So, if you're at a loose end on Thursday night, why not come along and start the weekend early? It will be a nice relaxed evening - we usually practice on Thursdays, so this will be a refreshing change, and we might even try some new stuff out on the unsuspecting audience! Andy is working until 9:00pm, so we'll probably go on around 9:30pm and play till about 11:45.
Be there or be rectangular!!

Sunday 27 January 2008

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW - 1 MARCH IS BACK ON!

Just come off the phone with Andy, and he has confirmed that the gig on 1 March (that should have been at Morton Hall) is now on at THE OLD SHIP INN on Beech Lane in Macclesfield.

This is always a good night - so get there early, otherwise, you'll be outside with the smokers!

For those who, for some reason, have never been to The Ship before - here's a link to how to get there!

THE OLD SHIP INN


and if nothing else, you can enjoy the cisterns!


A VICTORY AT THE VICTORY HALL!






The first gig of 2008 took us to the wilds of Mobberley, and the mightily impressive facility that is the Victory Hall. For those who are not familiar - and I suspect there are many - the Hall is actually 3 facilities in 1 - a friendly bar area, a 3 room snooker hall and a large function hall with stage and lights and everything you could possibly want!

The place is run by Gary, who is brilliant- he's into heavy metal and wears some pretty suspect clothes, but he lives and breathes the Victory Hall, and is passionate about providing the local community with good quality entertainment and hospitality - all we can say is SUPPORT HIM!

We had a great evening and, although there was room for plenty more people in the hall, hopefully those that were there enjoyed it enough to tell their friends and maybe we can come back again? We knew things were going well when Gary synchronised everyone's watches at 11:50 pm back to 11:15 (the music is supposed to finish at 12:00am, and he wanted us to play several more tunes!)

The set list is in the right hand panel - the normal variation on a theme, but we have some new stuff in the works (well, not exactly new, but you know what I mean!)

Our old mate Dave Robinson appeared with Rosemary (they keep coming back to see us, and Dave likes his music, so I take that as a good sign!), and he took some photos - here are the first couple (click on the images to enlarge them - if you dare!):


1. Paul & Chrissie trying singing with their mouths glued shut (note also the matching pyjama tops on Frank & Paul)!





2. Some semblance of action in this one, although Chrissie has obviously spotted something amusing hanging out the back of Dave's trousers!




3. Good God - there's even people dancing - although Paul can't see them, cos he's looking the other way - fool!

Wednesday 16 January 2008

BOBBY CRUSH RETURNS!!

Breaking news!
As Andy will not be able to be with us for the "posh" do on 16 February for the Congleton Round Table Ladies Night (because Claire's promised him a better evening!), we have enlisted the services of old friend, compadre and band member Paul Hambley!
For those who don't know Paul, he has been around the music scene in Macclesfield for many years (more than he would probably care to count!); for a number of them, he was a regular member of the Jack Miller Band (in between their frequent fall-outs!), and Paul has also guested with other beat combos around and about. Paul played with Dazed & Confused for 2 years, but left because we kept nicking his flask of tea, so he couldn't have a drink at half time (as he called it!)
Paul is an all round good egg - not least because he supports Manchester City, and it will be good to have him play with us, even if it is only for one night (who knows!). All we have to do is provide him with a set list, and he can then annoy his neighbours by practising into the early hours of the morning at full blast.
We will, of course (in true Strictly Come Keyboard Playing tradition), be scoring his performance out of 10 and, if nothing else, we'll try and capture the event photographically (particularly if he's all dressed up, and wears his gangster hat!)!

Tuesday 15 January 2008

ON THE ROAD AGAIN - SATURDAY 26 JANUARY!




Yes folks - we're out and about again for the first gig of 2008 - and for this one we're straying into uncharted waters - Mobberley!
All we really know about it is the people that live there are very rich (including Paul Gregory!), there are (or were!) 2 pubs opposite each other and not another for miles, and you can't hear yourself think because the village is just inside the end of Runway 2 of Manchester Airport (we should fit in well then!)!

Anyway, mein hosts at The Victory Hall have been after us to play there ever since they came to see us during our "residency" at The Coach & Four in Wilmslow during 2005 (i.e. we played there approximately every 6 weeks until they got fed up with us, or we got fed up with them - I can't remember which), and we have been promising to turn up there ever since!
As ever, we'd be delighted to see old and new friends at this gig and, for those who are not familiar with the wilds of Mobberley, a link to Streetmap.co.uk is attached so you can work out exactly where it is! Victory Hall Hopefully, we'll have some photos of the event to post on here, so we can build up a nice gallery of "Confused-lings"!

Saturday 12 January 2008

I SAID THIS WAS DIFFICULT - 1 MARCH GIG NOW CANCELLED!

No sooner had we sorted the gig dates out, when the gig on 1 March was cancelled! I'm sure it will be re-arranged, but the gig list has been amended anyway!

C'est la vie, as they say in Congleton!

Friday 11 January 2008

CONGLETON ROUND TABLE LADIES NIGHT - A NIGHT TO REMEMBER?


Here's the information about the gig we're playing on 16 February (click on the image to see it full size) - looks a bit posh to me, so we'll have to dig out our best bib and tucker!!
David Hogg tells me that, although this evening is organised by The Round Table, the event is open to anyone else who might want to book a a really good night out; the venue looks outstanding - and, of course, there's us!
David's contact details are David.Hogg@astrazeneca.com and the website for the venue is http://www.thepavilionbarandgrill.com/ (very impressive!)

2008 GIGS - UPDATE

Now that the festivities are over, and everyone is back in the grind of daily work, the picture is becoming a little clearer with regard to gigs in the early part of the year - in fact, we seem to have them coming out of our ears, and finding out who is available to do which gig is a logistical exercise second only to organising the D-Day invasion!
Anyway, the gig list in the right hand panel has been updated and, to save you having to hunt round, the next few are also listed below. As usual, we're trying to keep a mix of good old sweaty pub gigs and any private "do's" that people ask us to play at - we'd be delighted to see you at any of our gigs that will let you in!

Saturday 26 January (21:00) - Victory Hall, Town Lane, Mobberley (public gig)
Thursday 7 February (21:30) - Jolly Sailor, Sunderland Street, Macclesfield (public)
Saturday 16 February (21:00) - Congleton Round Table Ladies Night, Congleton Park (see separate post above on this gig)
Saturday 1 March (21:00) - Morton Hall, Union Road, Macclesfield (in aid of East Cheshire Hospice - contact Veronica Poulton on 01625 614219 for tickets)
Saturday 15 March (21:00) - Paul M's daughters' 21st Birthday Party, somewhere in Macclesfield!

Friday 4 January 2008

FRANK'S NEW YEAR RESOLUTION!

Frank has made a New Year resolution for 2008 - "I will try to look sensible at all times" - here's his first attempt at sticking to it.........

...and Dave is following suit - I guess it's his way of getting caught in the headlights!!
Keep trying lads!

Thursday 3 January 2008

NEW YEAR'S EVE - A GREAT NIGHT AT THE BRUCE!!


The last night of 2007 saw us back at The Bruce Arms for their New Year's Eve Party Night. The Bruce had sort of become our second home during the year, and we'd had some great gigs there, so it was good to celebrate the end of the Year with Jackie, Bruce and some familiar faces!

Jackie had closed the pub in the afternoon, so we were able to set up at our leisure - unfortunately, Andy was acting as a taxi service for his family, so the plan to have a sound check went out the window - it did give us the opportunity to have a couple of pints though! Another advantage was that it enabled us to collect a replacement set of PA speakers from Fats Davies, as one of the "horns" in ours had blown (again!!) - thanks Fats, you're a great mate, and we'd be lost without your store of electrical gear!

Frank wasn't able to be with us, as he was wining and dining his lovely lady at The Valley Lodge (and probably listening to some dodgy Abba tribute band, the poor sod!), so Mark Prince offered to join us for the evening on keyboards - Mark had obviously heard it was a T Rex evening, as he arrived wearing more tinsel on his face than all the Christmas cards in WH Smith - but he did take the ribbing in good heart! So, the line up for the evening was:


  • Paul & Chrissie on vocals

  • Andy on lead guitar

  • Matt on bass

  • Dave on acoustic

  • Hugh on drums

  • Mark on keys

As ever, Jackie had really pushed the boat out, and the buffet was fantastic - we played 3 sets (well, OK, two and a half!) and, having started at 8:50, we eventually fell off the "stage " at around 12:40, having exhausted probably all the numbers we could do without Frank! You'll find a copy of the set list on the right!

A great night all round, and a good opportunity to wish everyone a Very Happy New Year - we hope to see you at one of our gigs in the near future!!

HELLO, GOOD EVENING & WELCOME!


So here it is!

After getting fed up with so many people asking whether we have a website, and having to explain that none of us have the technical nous (or time!) to put one together, I thought I would spend part of the last thrutches of the festive season trying out this "blogging" business! So far so good - everything seems to be saved, and appears on the screen - but I can't guarantee how long it will stay like that!

Anyway - all this is designed to do is:
  • introduce the uninitiated to the world of "Dazed & Confused" - the best party band in Macc!

  • keep those lucky folk, who already know about us, up to date with where we're playing and what we're doing

  • provide somewhere where you can tell us what you like (don't bother with what you don't like!), and maybe even suggest songs that you would like adding to the set!

So - there it is


Enjoy!!

The Voice!

The Voice!

The Rock God!

The Rock God!

Lord Montague of Macclesfield

Lord Montague of Macclesfield

The Drummer!

The Drummer!

The Token Bird!

The Token Bird!